"Something About Wives".......

Ladies Plss Dont Mind
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the
carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied,_ In the lake."

-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since
the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married; then it was too
late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking
they had no faults at all.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,_ Okay, give me a million dollars and
beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.

2 comments:

  1. gud work dude..

    pretty interesting facts...
    hope u continue posting such funny facts to wake up men who go behind gals n spoil their lives.. i ll promote dis one.. to all da ppl whom i knew...

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  2. Thankx...promote this blog..if possible...

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